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[thebeastwithout]

Garfield Logan

"Yo, this is Gar, why are you listening to this, for serious, just text me."

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[thebeastwithout]

of course we do!!!!

[...]

i mean, like
there's a at least 60% chance it's where they found the body

[frostythehitman]

and do you know where that is

[thebeastwithout]

yeah it was on the news!
the wiffle waffle house

[frostythehitman]

[ Huh. He and I must have missed that detail. ]

oh
that makes things trickier

[thebeastwithout]

what
why is it trickier

now we can go investigate right away

[frostythehitman]

because i threatened and interrogated all the staff and customers last year
if i go back there they might recognize me

[thebeastwithout]

what!!!!

james c'mon man

what did you do that for

[frostythehitman]

i was trying to find out where the retrospec building was
so i could break in and set my arm on fire and leave it on someone's desk
it was right after i lost my arm

[thebeastwithout]

oh my god

i need a new partner

do you know anyone else who can be a superhero

[frostythehitman]

[ ouch. ]

no i want to help
just
look i can come up with a disguise or something
it'll be fine as long as i don't look guilty

[thebeastwithout]

and like
get plastic surgery or something

ok just wear a mask we're doing masks now 'cause we're heroes

but not like weird bank robber masks

you really get in a lot of trouble huh

[frostythehitman]

you don't know the half of it

so does that mean we're going in full superhero costume

[thebeastwithout]

yeah!

[wait no temper excitement, dead person, murder, etc. etc. etc.]

you can be my sidekick
angry boy

[frostythehitman]

try again

[ He'll play sidekick to you, Gar--even though he's the more experienced one here--but he refuses to be "Angry Boy." ]

[thebeastwithout]

temper issues that we're working on with the help of good friends and hopefully professional help boy?

[frostythehitman]

you know what
i'll take help boy

[ it's a dumb name and he knows it, but he can't exactly use "Bucky." And the way he's feeling right now, if he tried coming up with his own name, it'd just end up being something like...."scum of the earth man" or "please kick my teeth in man".

"help boy" is better. ]

[thebeastwithout]

aw yeah

and i'm.... beast boy!

[...]

wait
those are definitely both sidekick names

k i'll be your sidekick and you can be my sidekick

[frostythehitman]

[ okay he genuinely laughs at that. ]

alright sure
meet you at the wiffle waffle in 2 hours?

[thebeastwithout]

you got it

[and they totes do]