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[thebeastwithout]

Garfield Logan

"Yo, this is Gar, why are you listening to this, for serious, just text me."

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[frostythehitman]

are you even trying to be convincing

[thebeastwithout]

no my rep is in tatters man!!! tatters

i'm gonna have to move to siberia, man

[frostythehitman]

so you were a little bland for two months
what's the big deal

[thebeastwithout]

ok look
i'm green and i have fangs and i'm like, 4 feet tall
my amazing personality's all i've got going for me man
don't judge, mr. rock star




speaking of which how are you doing accordion boy

[frostythehitman]

ugh why'd you have to remind me
i'm about ready to trash the accordion
it's nothing but grief

[thebeastwithout]

hahahahaha

i dunno what was up with you, but that's all i remember from that

you should probably do guitar or something

chicks dig guitars

[frostythehitman]

i already do
i actually know how to play guitar
i don't know the first thing about the accordion
i was just as out of it the past two months as you were

[thebeastwithout]

there ya go
chicks'll dig ya



so should we like

try to figure out what happened

or are we just gonna do my thing where i pretend nothing happened, 'cause i'm totally rolling with it i'm straight out denying anything changed i learned this on wikipedia it's called gaslighting and it definitely works

'cept right now you get to acknowledge it 'cause i still owe ya

[frostythehitman]

you don't owe me anything
and you can ignore it but i'm not going to
besides, i don't think what happened with me was what everyone else was going through
even if people changed they still remembered stuff
i didn't remember anything at all

[thebeastwithout]

huh? seriously???





.......i knew something was up!

why didn't you just say something you weirdo someone might've helped

not everyone decided to go full bizarroworld

[frostythehitman]

i couldn't tell who was or wasn't bizarroworld
at least at first
i just guessed at who i must have been based on how everyone else acted around me

[thebeastwithout]

but, like...

why didn't you just ask people...

does it matter if they know you've got amnesia

[frostythehitman]

well
i thought it did
why bother asking when i could just figure it out from watching people
or at least that's what i thought

[thebeastwithout]

you are one weird dude

[he says, with love]

well whatever
at least things are kinda normal again

oh i mean
except.........

is anyone doing anything about...
you know
the murder?

[frostythehitman]

[ WOW, WAY TO SUDDENLY DRENCH HIM IN GUILT, GAR

but you know what, that's fine, he deserves it ]

if they are then no one is saying so
probably because the killer could read the network and find out if someone was looking for them
and now it's down altogether so who even knows any more

[thebeastwithout]

yeah.........

[there is nothing more for a while before -- ]

hey



let's solve it man

i bet we can!

you're like, smart and stuff
and i can do stuff - i can turn into a bloodhound and see if i track anyone's scent

and doesn't seem like anything too crazy is happening this month so we got time

[frostythehitman]

[ It takes James several minutes to reply. ]

yeah okay
we might as well try to do something
zee deserves that much

[thebeastwithout]

yeaaaaaaaaah we got this bro

[......wait no someone's dead be less cheerful]

......i didn't really know him but i guess like
he was ok

i kinda ragged on him a lot

feel kinda bad

[frostythehitman]

[ oh, you think YOU gave zee grief???? pls, gar. ]

where do you wanna start then

[thebeastwithout]

the scene of the crime!!!!

...it'd help to see the body, but uh, they probably took that away somewhere

you in?

[frostythehitman]

so
you want to break into zee's office then?
or
wait we have no idea what the scene of the crime was actually do we

[thebeastwithout]

of course we do!!!!

[...]

i mean, like
there's a at least 60% chance it's where they found the body

[frostythehitman]

and do you know where that is

[thebeastwithout]

yeah it was on the news!
the wiffle waffle house

[frostythehitman]

[ Huh. He and I must have missed that detail. ]

oh
that makes things trickier